Il Duomo
Scene 1
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Metatron: I was starting to think you
weren’t going to come.
Lucifer: And yet
alas, here I am.
Metatron: (Laughs.) Indeed.
(The two sit quietly, looking down at the church.)
Lucifer: Of all places, why here for our
annual Fall celebration?
Metatron: It’s been a long time since I
was here. Very long.
Lucifer: I thought you were in
Metatron: No, I was in
Lucifer: Oh Jesus. You probably saw this
thing being built and went “You know, Michelangelo, this is going to be a very
nice church when it’s finished. Now,
about that David sculpture…”
(The two laugh long and hard. They then stop. Metatron pauses.)
Metatron: Actually, I said that to Filippo Brunelleschi about the
dome here.
(Lucifer rolls his eyes. Metatron
glares.)
Metatron: What? I’m serious!
Lucifer: Oh please, Metatron. You’d never come down on Earth without God’s
permission unless it was very important.
Metatron: Lucifer, do you recall when I
was working on Earth?
(Lucifer pauses for a moment to try and remember. Metatron claps a hand to his head.)
Metatron: I was gone during the 1400s and 1500s, you idiot. What do you think I was doing?
Lucifer: (Sarcastically.) So you’re telling me that you’re the manipulative
genius behind all of the great artists and writers of the Renaissance.
Metatron: Well I never said that! I simply said that I
was here during the time!
Lucifer: Yeah, advising Machiavelli on The
Prince, giving Da Vinci anatomy lessons!
(Metatron shoves Lucifer. Lucifer
laughs. Metatron rolls his eyes.)
Metatron: I’m telling you, all I did was
participate in the discussions about government, religion and art at the
time. Yeah, I had some contact with the
greats but if I rightly recall, Lux, you did too.
Lucifer: Yes but I wasn’t living on Earth, immersing myself in the culture and
holding…salons!
Metatron: Wrong era, you twit. Salons
were the Enlightenment and I wasn’t involved with that very much. I believe that was your playground.
Lucifer: Lilith’s, actually. She lived
in
Metatron: Whatever.
(Metatron and Lucifer stare down at the church in silence.)
Lucifer: But seriously. M. Was there any reason you decided to celebrate
today at the Duomo?
Metatron: Just the fact I don’t get to
come here often. Shame, really. I love this place. And the city that surrounds it.
Lucifer: Well then, why not explore a bit more before you and I have to part
ways. Bet we can sneak into the museum
where the original David is.
Metatron: Lucifer…
Lucifer: Oh don’t you give me that. It’s been years since you’ve seen it. C’mon.
(Metatron hesitates for a moment.
Lucifer flies down off the balcony and lands on the church floor. Metatron follows after him. The two exit the church onto the streets of
Fin.